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I have a lot of family that lives close by. Some of which just decide to drop by whenever they are in the neighborhood or when they feel like it. My cousin is one of those people. He lives right down the street and is constantly dropping by.
Unfortunately he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed as he is always doing crack-headed things that he thinks is the funniest thing in the world. One day he comes up the brilliant idea of wearing a stocking on his head and coming into my house like an intruder.
He slips through the front door and heads to the kitchen and finds my 2 year old son in there playing with some toys. Of course my son starts crying because some scary man is in the house. Evidently my cousin decides that this isn’t such a good idea and leaves.
As he is leaving I come in and see some dude with a stocking on his head leaving my house. I immediately yell at him, which of course makes my cousin run, with me following in close pursuit.
I easily catch him within 50 feet and make a perfect form football tackle from behind. As I’m wrestling with the assailant he is laughing. Eventually his stocking pops off his head and I see who it is. We both laugh for a good 5 minutes. Then I tell him that he’s lucky he didn’t get shot. He hasn’t done it again since.
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