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I have to say that one of my goals while being in the Navy was to experience as many women nationalities as I could. One huge target was Australia women because they are kind of like the hot cousin of American women. My ship was headed straight to Brisbane, Australia and I had a boner just about the whole two weeks that it took to get there. I was all about getting some Australian muff and it begs the question whether Australian women shave down there like Americans or not so much like the French. I was on a mission. Things like this have to be investigated.
So there I was in Brisbane Australia and my neck was becoming like rubber because of all the girls. I have to say if you ever go to Australia, stay out of the dance clubs, period! The reason for this is Australian chicks is more of a dream girl than an American because Australian girls, hot Australian women go into the bars and actually are really easy pickings unlike the bar-fly, 50% chance she has all her teeth American women. Stay out of the dance clubs they are a dead end in Australia!
I was in a bar that served Guinness of course and was eyeing up some Aussies when one of my friends spied a hot blonde and we went to talk to her and her friends. As soon as we started talking they were like Yanks! And the game was on. The nice thing about being an American guy is the Aussie chicks love our accent and it is extremely easy to get laid if you are not a moron and have an iota of skills. So my buddy and me just chatted them up and it was so easy I felt like I was taking candy from a baby then humping it, (the baby = a hot chick you pervert) So we went to one of the girls house and drank of course and I later on got down to business of getting into her pants. She was a strawberry blonde Aussie who sounded oh so hot when she said anything especially when she told me to f#$k her. Prognoses affirmative, she shaved and I had accomplished a goal. My dad would be proud.
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