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Posted by hotstuff 207 days ago (Editorial)
Category: SagaByte
Tags: brownies roommates laxatives
Back in college I spent a lot of time at my boyfriend’s house. So much so that I started buying groceries so I wouldn’t feel guilty eating all of his and his roommates food. Unfortunately the roommates didn’t have the same respect I did and were always helping themselves to my food.

Eventually I had enough and decided to teach them a lesson. I baked up a huge batch of brownies and included my special ingredient of laxatives. After adding the frosting I put the bait on the counter with a note telling the roommates to leave it alone.

Later that night I heard the roommates come home and started laughing while they ate my brownies. They must have found it funny to steal my food. In the morning I was awakened by explosions in the bathroom. Shortly afterwards the other roommate came banging on the door demanding to use the toilet because he was about to explode. I just snickered under the covers.
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