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So last night I was putting some left overs into the microwave and I saw a cockroach in there. Thinking no problem, I closed the door and nuked that bugger for 10 seconds. Roach gone.
I tossed my food in there and set the cook time for 4 min 30 sec. I look into the microwave 2 minutes into its nukage and see that freaking roach crawling around in there. I’m like WTF? I was like it was sunning itself in microwaves walking all around in there.
It’s not going after my food so I let it finish warming. Plus I’m curious how much microwave radiation this roach can take. I watch in anticipation to see if the roach is getting larger… The roach doesn’t grow, but it does start moving around quicker in there.
Times out and I take my meal out. The roach is still moving around in the microwave. So I go grab a newspaper off the table and give it a big whack. It takes the blow like a boxer with an iron jaw.
So I whack it 5 more times in rapid succession. The roach is now dead. Did I do the right thing? Maybe I should have captured this super roach and sent it off for science to study…
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you actually let it heat up with your food?
GROSS!