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<title>SagaByte / BigPimp / All</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:34:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Check the DVD Player]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:34:33 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BigPimp</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Usually I am very hesitant about blind dates.  It seems that every time someone is trying to hook up their fugly friend.  Then they say they make up for it with their personality.  Needless to say I wasn't expecting much when I accepted my latest blind date.I agreed to meet Sara at a local coffee shop.  When I got there I was very surprised to see that the girl was smokin hot.  The date went great and we talked about all kinds of bs and drank our frapochocolates or whatever.  Hell I don't even like coffee.We decided to go back to my place and I suggested we watch a movie.  Ready to get this party started, I decided to just play whatever was in the player.  Soon after we were making out.  Things were going well until we starting hearing some cheesy 80's theme music very similar to Chips and heavy grunting.Evidently my roommate had been watching porn and left the tape in there.  Sara gave me the &quot;you're a pervert&quot; look and immediately started gathering her things.  I tried to explain to her that I didn't know what was in the player and it was my roommates.  But she wasn't having any of it.Before I knew it she had left my pad.  Let that be a lesson to you, check the DVD player before you hit play for a girl you bring home.  But at least I had something to salvage the evening with.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How to Break Off a Relationship]]></title>
<link>http://www.sagabyte.com/SagaByte/how-to-break-off-a-relationship/</link>
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<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:54:13 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BigPimp</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Back in the day I was head over heels for my girlfriend at the time.  I mean I was in love and was convinced that this girl was the one.  Everything was going great until I found out she had been cheating on me.I immediately broke up with her.  About a month later, she calls me asking me if we can &quot;rekindle our romance&quot; and get back together.  She fed me all kinds of bs begging for forgiveness and how it wouldn't happen again.So I agree to take her out to dinner to talk about things.  I pick her up and we drive to the restaurant.  Being the gentleman I am, I offer to drop her off in front so she wouldn't have to walk in her high heels.  I tell her that I'll park the car in back and meet her inside.Instead of parking the car, I go home, watch some TV and have a beer.  I never heard from her again.  You think she got the point<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pimping at the Doctors Office]]></title>
<link>http://www.sagabyte.com/SagaByte/pimping-at-the-doctors-office/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:09:20 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BigPimp</dc:creator>
<category>SagaByte</category>
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<description><![CDATA[I don't care where I am, if I see a hot chick, I will put on the moves.  This being my mantra I did exactly so when I walked into the doctor's office a few weeks back and saw this stunning brunette.I sit down next to her and strike up a conversation.  The chat is going well and eventually it's my turn to see the doctor.  I go in and tell him about my terrible stomach aches I've been having over the last week or so.  He gives me a prescription and I head out.In the waiting room the stunning brunette is still sitting there so I approached her again.  After talking to her for a few minutes the doctor comes over to me and tells me if I'm still having constipation and bad gas pains a week from now to come back and see him.The brunette makes a disgusted look on her face and turns away.  There is no recovering from this, so I just split.  I made a new rule that day not to try to pick up chicks when I'm at the doctors<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Beam Me Up Scotty]]></title>
<link>http://www.sagabyte.com/SagaByte/beam-me-up-scotty/</link>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:50:16 -0500</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BigPimp</dc:creator>
<category>SagaByte</category>
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<description><![CDATA[One time I met this hot girl at a local bar.  My friends all told me that she seemed a little off, but I thought she was hot, so I pursued her.  We ended up going back to her place after a few drinks.When I walked in I noticed that the walls of her apartment were covered with Star Trek stuff.  There was a picture of Captain Kirk, the Enterprise, and various alien races.  I asked her if you wanted to watch a movie and she told me to look through her DVDs, which of course were all Star Trek series and movies.  Even the remote for her TV was in the shape of a phaser!We of course eventually did the deed.  When I woke up the next morning I rolled over to find her still sleeping.  On her back was a tattoo of the Star Trek Enterprise space ship.  Needless to say it weirded me out and I left straight away without getting her number or anything.<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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