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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:26:19 -0500</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[All because I snore]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:26:19 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[So my best friend Kerry comes to stay the night at my house for the very first time.  So I'm excited and telling her we are going to have a great time.  Watch movies and eat popcorn.  Have fun.  Well it's time for bed and she decides to sleep in my little brothers bed because I snore.(we established this when I stayed the night at her house)  So I make sure she has a pillow and everything is set for bed.  Well did I mention that I have a 105 pound rottweiler that loves blonds, and guess what  Kerry is a blond.  So we leave Bear(the dog) out that night and Kerry also leaves my brothers door open before she goes to bed.  The next thing I know I hear Kerry screaming my name at the top of her longs.  I'm thinking OMG someone is in the house trying to kill her right Wrong.  Bear got a little lonely that night and apparently thought he was a pimp and kerry was his whore because when I walked in He was on top of her humping his brains out and she couldn't escape.  She was raped by my dog.<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[3rd grade HELL!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:01:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[So I was in 3rd grade and I was a nerd, I will admit, but I was quiet.  I never got into trouble.  I had lots of friends that were popular but we never hung out.So I have to get glasses and I had never had them before so I didn't really know what to expect.  I finally get my glasses and I'm REALLY excited.  My mom brings me to school and I'm really nervous now.  What if they laugh at me  What if they don't like my glasses  So it's too late now.  I'm already at school.I go walk to the class room and it is locked so that means that it was time for P.E.  I start walking outside and my nerves really get to me.  When everyone sees me, they start waving.  So then I was so happy.  I thought for sure they would like my glasses.  I was so happy, I started running to where they were.  Then, all of a sudden, gravity took its place, I loose my feet and FALL.When I get back up, MY forehead, GLASSES, nose, and chin are all bloody.  Needless to say, I didn't hear the end of that until I left that school.  Which wasn't long after that happened!<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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