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After breaking off a longtime relationship with my girlfriend I went on a little rampage. I starting bringing all kinds of girls home to my house that I would pick up in bars and clubs.
One night I brought home this fiery redhead name Sara. The acting quickly led back to my bedroom and we were really getting it on. Suddenly, something starts to vibrate under the bed. We were both like WTF?
Sara reaches under the mattress and pulls out a huge purple vibrator. The thing was freaky with all kinds of gizmos spinning and vibrating. I realize that my ex must have forgotten it here when she moved out.
I try to explain to Sara that I have no idea how it got there, but she wasn’t having any of it. She began cursing me out and calling me a queer and that she couldn’t believe she almost slept with a homo.
She then storms out of the house leaving me there speechless. All I could do was laugh and take a cold shower.
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