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All because I snore
Posted by haleyb92 271 days ago (Editorial)
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So my best friend Kerry comes to stay the night at my house for the very first time. So I'm excited and telling her we are going to have a great time. Watch movies and eat popcorn. Have fun. Well it's time for bed and she decides to sleep in my little brothers bed because I snore.(we established this when I stayed the night at her house) So I make sure she has a pillow and everything is set for bed. Well did I mention that I have a 105 pound rottweiler that loves blonds, and guess what? Kerry is a blond. So we leave Bear(the dog) out that night and Kerry also leaves my brothers door open before she goes to bed. The next thing I know I hear Kerry screaming my name at the top of her longs. I'm thinking OMG someone is in the house trying to kill her right? Wrong. Bear got a little lonely that night and apparently thought he was a pimp and kerry was his whore because when I walked in He was on top of her humping his brains out and she couldn't escape. She was raped by my dog.
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written by Ian 271 days ago
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Funny. Although I don't blame your snoring.

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