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My brother in law and his wife were up visiting us on vacation and my wife and I decided we would take them canoeing on the local rivers here in our home state. We figured it would be a great way to end the summer and we would all have a blast.
The trip up to the river was uneventful except for the fact that we barely made it in time by a couple minutes to get our canoes on the river. Ohh and the fact that we almost ran out of gas because we couldn’t take the time to fill the tank.
But we were there now and ready to have a relaxing day canoeing down the river. We brought our 2 Labrador / Shepard mixes and they brought their little lap dog. After spending 10 minutes getting everything ready we get on the river.
Of course I am in the back steering the canoe because I’m the man. Never mind that I have never been in a canoe before or that I was the only one of the 4 people there wearing a life vest.
A minute down the river we hit our first turn and I promptly steer the boat the wrong way, flipping me, wifey, and the 2 dogs into the freezing river. We spent the next 10 minutes collecting all our gear, alcohol and dogs.
I then realize that I had lost my wedding band in the river. I look in vain for a minute, but it is hopeless. To make matters worse my wife is so pissed that she refuses to let me steer the canoe anymore. She says to me, “ohh hell no, get in the front of the canoe. You’re sitting bitch.”
So what did I do? I sat in the bitch seat, drank my beers, and waited for wifey to flip the canoe. Which took 30 minutes.
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