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Posted by Michel 221 days ago (Editorial)
Category: SagaByte
Tags: school butt pants
Would you like to know why you will never catch me wearing a pair of white pants? Some might think it is because I tend to spill things on myself or get dirty 5 minutes after I get dressed. No, the reason is MUCH better than any of that.

Way back when I was in the seventh grade I would wear all kinds of clothes, even white pants. One afternoon in history class, I was asked to erase the board for the teacher. So, of course, I went up and started erasing the board like any little do-gooder would.

One of the cute guys that sat in the front row called me over to him and whispered that I had something on my butt. I tried to look but couldn’t see anything, so I tried to wipe whatever it was off but couldn’t feel anything. So, I went over to one of my girl friends and asked her if there was anything on my butt (because you know how boys are……he could’ve been messing with me.) She told me I was all clear so I went back to finish up with the board.

The cutie pie guy called me over again and told that I really had something on my butt. Of course, I didn’t believe him and thought that he was just being a boy but he was very insistent. So I asked to go to the restroom so I could find out what was going on.

In the restroom I found that he was not joking around with me and that my girl friend was blind. I indeed had a bright red spot on my butt of my white pants and was properly mortified as any seventh grade girl would be.

You see, it was the end of “that time of the month” and apparently the panty liner wasn’t enough protection when my body decided to start the flow again. I thought about hiding in the bathroom for the rest of the day but knew that I would eventually have to come out and face everyone again. So I pulled my shirt down as far as it would go which wasn’t very far, went back to class, thanked Mr Cutie Pie for letting me know and went to beg for a sweatshirt to wrap around my waist from my friends.

And THAT was the last time that I wore white pants. Good enough reason, don’t you think?
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written by turtlefreak15 134 days ago
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Wearing white pants is like a no-no for me because I am so messy when it comes to eating and drinking. That must have been really embarrassing.
 
written by Asphyxia6 220 days ago
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oh god yes.

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